Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tuxedo Man (Matthew's Got a Tuxedo!)


Good morning!

Gettin' down to crunch time, peeps. With seventy some odd days til the wedding, I have kicked planning into the "oh my god, FREAK because we are actually needing to make decisions on stuff NOW" phase of the process. As I realized the other day that my documents and ideas are all either in my inbox or stuffed in a "important mail" letter holder at home, I finally got my act together and salvaged an old work binder into a cheery little wedding planning notebook. Using the DIY tab suggestions on this website, I've been dutifully three ring punching and stapling and organizing to-do lists and already-done lists (hint: one is way bigger than the other), but I must say, the process was made a li-i-i-itle more cheerful by the printing out/addition of these photos to the section marked attire.

Ladies and gentlemen, Matthew has a tuxedo!


Well, he at least has an agreement to borrow a tuxedo for our big day in September. Matthew's mom, Deb, and the groom to be himself went out to Men's Warehouse in Green Hills on Monday. While the name of the store may bring up visions of small business owners from the early nineties' in terrible, "buy three and the pants are free" suits and ties, they treated them first rate and had a larger selection than other tuxedo rental places the two visited with slightly better names. I sent Matthew with a wallet-sized print-out of a silm fit tuxedo on Justin Timberlake so there would be no mistaking what was meant by "we want a slim-fit tuxedo". Yes, J-tim is the sartorial boilerplate for how I envisioned my little beloved waiting for me at the end of the aisle...he never wears baggy suits! God bless him. And yet they fit-- none of that Pete Wentz "I'm in a band, so tiny, tiny  over-shrunk clothes are ok, right?"


The problem is, no matter what size or height the man inside is, department stores and specialty places alike seem to want to put dudes in grossly oversized pants and jackets. I blame this on the same trend that makes a male "S" t-shirt or button up actually more like a men's M-L in vintage sizes. Do dudes' clothing manufacturers do vanity sizing, or do men just not know they look their best in fitted, not ill-fitting, clothes? I've seen Matthew, who is a slim little dude with relatively wide shoulders and short legs, coaxed into a blazer and pants that would have swamped a much taller, porcine man. "Oh, we can take it in some, though," the wizened salesman crowed when posed with objections to the fit. Um, how much are you going to take it in? Five sizes? ((shakes head)) It was like they were fitting young Brando for old Brando (shiver). No dice, clothes merchants! Wrong is wrong!

This is the same photo as the Instagram snap that heads this post, except pre-Instagramming. See! He looks just as nice without the filters. I am amused by the background full of a Gatsby spectrum of colored shirts and suit jackets. I secretly wish we could get away with a colored suit like this or this, but maybe in the next life, when we're both cats. COOL CATS. Also, his hair? It just does that. I'm not kidding. No product, no special blow drying-- he sleeps on it, and it comes out in the morning looking like this. I hope our kids' get his hair's texture and not my iron-straight, curl-less locks!


I'm kind of sorry I didn't get to go along with mother and son to check out the dressing room preening, but I was happy Deb and Matthew took a lot of photos so I could check it out after the fact. I had the goofiest little love feeling when I saw him all dressed up and thought about meeting him at the altar in September. He was cute because he called me after all the little contracts were signed and said, "I couldn't get a hold of you when we needed to make decisions about the accessories [tangent: how often do you hear a guy say this? It's worth gloating over for a minute], but lemme ask you this-- bow tie or tie?" Me: "Bow tie." Matthew: "YESSSS. Vest or cummerbund?" Me: "Cummerbund." Matthew: "Yes! Yes, I knew it! Pearl buttons or black?" Me: "Black." Matthew: "THREE FOR THREE! I knew what you would like! My training has paid off!"  And it certainly has! Here's the finished product, pre-tweaking (there's a little bit of this to be taken in and that to be altered, but not by much, thank goodness):


Matthew also said the saleslady was impressed with how much he talked about me during the fitting, because she could tell he was really excited to be getting married and specifically to be getting married to me. She told him a lot of guys come in grouchy, petulant, obstinate  and it was nice to see a guy who was actually happy about tying the knot! I was surprised to hear that, because coming as I have from trying on a million wedding dresses, and every human female in the store, bride or bridal party, is just jumping up and down with excitement, I'd never thought about what the dude's portion of this process must have been like.I actually have a tiny sentimental tear thinking about this in the midst of all my "oh good God what do I do about table settings". Guys, it's gonna be a great wedding! Who cares what the chairs and the favors and the food looks like (I do, but you know what I mean)? We got heart! And that's a lot.

Anyway, sorry to sentimental-out on you guys, it was just the first thing on my mind this morning, and that's what usually goes on the blog! Back to vintage stuff tomorrow, with a vengeance. In the meantime though, indulge me-- what wedding planning tips do you have for a gal a little less than three months away from the big day? I got a list of things from a blog reader, Tamra in Alabama, that has been tacked up in my cubicle and making me smile since she sent it, but I'd love to hear more from you marrieds or soon to be marrieds or have thought about being marrieds about how to do this gracefully (is it possible?!).

That's all for now! Catch you kiddos on Thursday. Til then!

17 comments:

  1. He looks so handsome!
    Good job with all your "training". ;)

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    1. Thanks! I set that first photo of him as my background on my work and home computers, and I always get a smile over how CUTE he is in it! As for the training, I've got him on the path to success as a husband of mine! :)

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  2. great now I have Suit & Tie in my head! Matthew looks awesome. So dapper.

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    1. He cleans up pretty nice! (I also have Suit and Tie stuck in my head, now, days later)

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  3. Matt looks great! It IS going to be a great wedding!!

    A complaint: My husband rented a tux to be a groomsman from Jos A. Bank recently. It was the most difficult retail experience we've perhaps ever had. Avoid, everyone!

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    1. Thanks, Sarah!

      I hate that they were bad to you guys! Poor customer service is like THE NUMBER ONE THING I will hold against a place for life. It costs NOTHING to be professional and capable, and if you can't hire people to be either, you know, you don't deserve our patronage. (Also, why is David's Bridal still call stalking me MONTHS after I told them I'd already found a dress? I hate them!)

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  4. You sweet girl - you made me feel like a celebrity, my names all in lights up on the most kickin' blog around! :) I think you and Matthew have it together IN SPADES all that you really need to pull off the perfect wedding and that is the fact that you are THRILLED at the prospect of being married to each other. The best part of the whole shooting match is when you are pronounced man and wife, but the part that is the most FUN is finding his face amongst the crowd at the end of the aisle and breaking into a wide, toothy smile at each other...it's the best private moment of the whole darn day.

    Also - sidenote: We are in the ATL and hit up Six Flags today! (You are absolutely right - Monster Mansion TOTALLY rocked!) Stone Mountain tomorrow!

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    1. Hey! You ARE a celebrity on this blog! :) I got a little emotional thinking about what you said about the best part-- SO looking forward to that and all the other special moments on our big day!

      Isn't Monster Mountain the cutest? Totally surreal! I want to go back to Six Flags so bad!!

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  5. Hey, alright! He looks down right snappy in that tux.
    I once worked in a store measuring guys for tuxes for prom, weddings, what have you. It was a gas! Most guys will swell up in the chest while simulaneously trying to suck in stomach. I dealt with this by holding the measuring tape and waiting. One cannot hold one's breath forever! Oh, and then there is the dreaded inseam measurement. Be nice and I'll just ask you what size Levi's you wear. Get lippy and ZIP! Out comes the measuring tape. It's a passive agressive's DREAM JOB!

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    1. Thanks, Mrs. Leapheart! I just love how classic the tux he's going with looks.

      I LOVE THINKING ABOUT YOU AS A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE TUX MEASURER. Those dudes better act right, or else it's the inseam tape!! You really have to write your memoirs some day.

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  6. this will be a great marriage!!!!!
    you guys are a great team and that will remain when the everyday with his boring and tiring requirements will displace the romance.

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    1. Thank you! I agree-- as lovey dovey as we feel about each other, I feel good thinking about him being a little old man I can still depend on to make me laugh and take care of me when I'm 100. I know that sounds goofy, but it's true!

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  7. SO awesome. You're right - all that you need in a wedding are two people who actually LOVE each other and he obviously loves you as much as you love him. Oh, you kids! He looks smashing in that suit and I do have to envy anybody who has great hair naturally. Gah, I can't even imagine that last one. : ) My main advice about wedding planning is to remember first and foremost that even though you'll have scads of friends and family there, you are NOT throwing a party to impress and delight those people. You are putting together this party to celebrate your love for each other and it should have only things that you'll look back on and go "yeah! THAT was awesome!" Anything else..the things that you feel like you *have* to do because everyone else does or because family tells you that you have to.....just drop them and don't look back. Trust me. It's going to be great and it will pass by in a total blur but it will be epic because you're marrying your soulmate. The rest is just window dressing.

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    1. Thanks, Eartha!!! I'm so happy to be finally "tying the knot", but specifically to Matthew. We are so goofily excited. Also, act like I'm not going to email-stalk you with wedding-related buzz in the upcoming 2 months and needle you for good wedding ideas. Your Rock City wedding was so freakin' cute!!!

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  8. LOVE THIS POST!!! You can tell in the pics that he is happy, I think. And he does have fantastic hair. I can't wait to see all of your wedding posts. :)

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    1. Thanks! I am really looking forward to it! And there will be MANY wedding posts, I'm sure! :)

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    2. Justin Timberlake is, indeed, the ideal person to admire when it comes to wearing a formal suit. Who wouldn’t fall in love with him in his “Suit and Tie” video? Hahaha! Anyhow, Matt looked handsome. I can feel his confidence while wearing the suit!
      Bhavik Popat @ Suit Yourself - Exclusive Menswear

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